WOO I actually did combat successfully!
Twitter thread from May 1, 2021, celebrating that I actually successfully fought wolves!
Also, I had zero patience for love triangle drama in Riverwood, and went and told Camilla that both of the guys competing for her attention were being douches about it. This did not amuse Faendal.
Things accomplished in Animal Crossing: a meteor shower! Did a lot of wishing on stars. Second bridge is in progress on my island, and I’ve planted a bunch of flowers and set up some lovely new fencing and benches near the plaza. Take that, 1-star rating!
10:15 PM 路 May 1, 2021
Things accomplished in Skyrim: WOO I actually did combat successfully! \0/ Take that, wolves! Found the Guardian Stones (chose Warrior, it seemed easiest and safest for my novice self). Made a shield on the wise council of Paul.
10:15 PM 路 May 1, 2021
Also went to Whiterun and told the Jarl “oh hey by the way there’s dragons” and now they want me to go get them a Dragonstone. And I leveled up to level 2!
10:15 PM 路 May 1, 2021
The interesting challenge here: not mixing up the commands between the games. 馃槈 Note to self: NO YOU CANNOT CATCH BUTTERFLIES WITH A NET IN SKYRIM.
10:15 PM 路 May 1, 2021
And oh yeah there’s an elf archer in Riverwood who tried to get me involved in his love triangle. Forged a letter purporting to be by the bard Sven and wanted me to give it to a woman they both like.
10:18 PM 路 May 1, 2021
I’m all DO NOT INVOLVE ME IN YOUR DRAMA so I took it to Camilla and told her “hey this dude wanted me to give you this letter and say it was from the other dude”. Camilla was NOT AMUSED. Justly so!
10:18 PM 路 May 1, 2021
Also in the annals of DO NOT INVOLVE ME IN YOUR DRAMA: on my way into Whiterun, got challenged by a dude who demanded to know which of the clans in Whiterun I supported.
10:19 PM 路 May 1, 2021
How the hell should I know anything about your clans, asshole? I just got here! Get out of my way and let me go take word about the friggin’ DRAGON to your Jarl, mmkay?
10:19 PM 路 May 1, 2021
Editing to add
- This post was originally written on 3/13/2022, but backdated to the time of the tweet thread for organizational purposes.
- Updated on 12/26/2022 to reconstruct the original Twitter thread here, and remove all links to Twitter.
- 9/30/2024: Updated the HTML rendering the reconstructed tweets to use a new CSS class I added under the hood, to make it easier to globally change the styling on posts that use this format.