There Once Was a Sword, It is Said
Twitter thread from 5/21/2021, in which Alarrah’s player composes a limerick in honor of Dawnbreaker.
There once was a sword, it is said
That packed a punch ‘gainst the undead
In the name of Meridia
And my darling Lydia
I’ll use it to cut off your head.
— Alarrah the Dragonborn, to the next draugr she sees
10:04 AM · May 21, 2021
(Because being accepted into the Bards College has to be worth SOMETHING, amirite?)
10:04 AM · May 21, 2021
And for the record, I DID just make up a melody line to sing this. ;D
10:24 AM · May 21, 2021
.@solarbirdy: That’s terrible!
Me: Well, the admissions standards for getting into the Bards College AREN’T very high…
10:48 AM · May 21, 2021
Editing to add
- This post was written on 3/18/2022, but is backdated to the time of the tweet thread for organizational purposes.
- 10/2/2024: Reconstructed the original Twitter thread locally, since I deleted my Twitter account.
- 10/3/2024: Converted timestamps on the reconstructed tweets from GMT to PDT.